25 June, 2007

you know you are fat when...

You know you are fat when you use ONE WHOLE TUBE of Veet to remove the hair on your limbs. ONE WHOLE TUBE.

Probably last other people 3 or 4 hair removal sessions.

You know you are fat when your breasts and stomach MEET when you sit down.

You know you are fat when you have to wear EXTRA LARGE panties.

You know you are fat when you can't fit through your gate. Okay lah, my gate is narrow lah. But aiyah.

3 comments:

Selene said...

You know you are fat when you use ONE WHOLE TUBE of Veet to remove the hair on your limbs. ONE WHOLE TUBE.

Probably last other people 3 or 4 hair removal sessions.

-HAIRY PEOPLE MIGHT NEED 2. This has got nothing to do with size.-

You know you are fat when your breasts and stomach MEET when you sit down.

You know you are fat when you have to wear EXTRA LARGE panties.

You know you are fat when you can't fit through your gate. Okay lah, my gate is narrow lah. But aiyah.

-I CAN'T FIT INTO YOUR GATE TOO. This has got nothing to do with size-

You know you're not so fat when you don't feel faint after laughing, when you're able to climb a flight of stairs, when you still can buy clothes from decent shops that cater to western women and not custom-make your skirts.

Lyla said...

:D we talked about this eh?

and i'm going to refuse to think that this post is negative-connoted.

if that makes any sense.

hahah.

=D

-peiyi

Kuay Teow Mee said...

pr has fried your brains lah peiyi.

thank you selene.

erstwhile