Five idiots went to Shen-toe-sha today. Half a watermelon (whole, not cut), four one litre bottles of drinks, seawood, and pop-pops went along.
Upon stepping onto Sentosa, the biggest idiot (in terms of size not mental capacity), was extremely sad to see that it was raining big, fat drops. Aiyah. Selene said to take the tram for one round so that the rain would stop.
We did and when it was time for us to get down, she suggested we take another round. This is very puzzling because we went all the way there to build sandcastles.
Anyway, it still rained lah, knn. But after awhile and amid lots of positive thinking and shouting at the sky, it brightened a little. And even the rain could not stop the five idiots from ravishing the watermelon.
Hoho. Just a few more points to note:
1.) Farand has alot of body hair. ALOT. A large bunch of seaweed cannot compare to the mound that he has at his armpit.
2.) Peiyi is bloody horny. When we were all in the water, she suggested, "How about I count 1,2,3 then we all take off our tops??!!"
3.) Selene gave birth to Melanie the watermelon.
4.) Has and I were peaceful people who were contented with making inspiring sand sculptures. The stupid, clever boy, can only make SAND DUNES and giant tang yuans that fall apart.
3 comments:
AHAHHAAHHAHAHA.
correction: denise went there to build sandcastles.
and it's not like your pepperoni pizza very creative loh.
hurr.
SELENE DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO MELONIE.
SELENE FOUND HER DRIFTING IN THE SEA.
Stupid. What a bad story re-teller.
And yes,
CORRECTION: DENISE went there to build sandcastles.
it may not be creative but at least it made sense can? neh neh. not like some stupid gourmet dessert, euphemism only. then some pudding. nonsense.
and the stupid tang yuan then the apple that is masquerading as a mangosteen.
you all don't know how to have fun.
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