30 March, 2007

Useful advice

How to effectively make use of someone:

1.) Find someone who has a few layers. Much like toilet paper, more ply, more comfort. It also makes it easier to wipe your arse.

2.) Once you’ve found someone with some depth, you know it’s easier to injure since there are many options of which you can choose from to target your attacks.

3.) Again alluding to the layers, the time the “usee” spends thinking about important issues renders little time to ponder about your unscrupulous actions.

4.) Of course, know their likes/dislikes and memorise them. Therefore making it easier for them to believe you are in the same arena as them.

5.) Employ your most pathetic mien so that the “usee” will readily care for you.

6.) Consult those around you who clearly (to everyone else but the “usee”) make use of others for more tips. After all, learning is a life long process.

2 comments:

Selene said...

Denise wants to touch Robbie Williams and be touched by the J and Mr China Waiter.

Denise is going Wild Wild Wet with Selene.

Denise is still working at the children's bookstore while Selene is enjoying the remains of her hollys.

Kuay Teow Mee said...

neh neh. people no money can. neh neh.

i will not even dignify the above comments.

erstwhile