What the hell happened to stories like the Little Match Girl, Goldilocks or Tom Thumb? Now we have Two of Everything. An excellent book about two parents who cannot stand each other, they played pranks on each other (cement powder in bath salts) and fought endlessly. In the middle in this foray are two sisters who wonder if they are the cause of their parents’ trouble.
So they hatch a plan to UN-MARRY their parents. They have an UN-WEDDING and a UN-HONEYMOON. The book is for children aged 2 to 6. GREEEAAAT!
Also by the same author are books about how Mr. and Mrs. Hormone will make hair grow in funny places. Both wonderful books that will not screw up children at all. Lots of illustrations (positions on how parents fit together to make YOU!) and enlightening explanations.
WOO WOO!
2 comments:
I google-d the books. Hair in funny places seem like such a fun and innocent book!
Oh my god, you have got to show me the sex positions, naked mummys and daddys on skateboards and balloons.
SIGH.
so you want me to show you pictures or you want me to demonstrate?
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