20 December, 2011

sometimes. like a mad person


Denise: maybe we can both go nonsense things together
Denise: later i buy 4d
Denise: 13 million. i will open my own shop
Denise: what you want to do? i give you one million
Denise: I THINK I CAN SMELL MY BURNT HAIR
Selene Ong: give me 2
Denise: WA LAU
Selene Ong: cut them off
Denise: i already did
Denise: SUCKS
Denise: CB FUCK
Denise: SOMEBODY TOOK MY POSTIT LAH
Denise: POS TUT
Denise: POS TIT
Denise: EH!!!! WHO TAKE MY POS TUT
Selene Ong: so is it
Selene Ong: TUT
Selene Ong: or TIT
Selene Ong: YOU!
Selene Ong: YOU FOOL!
Selene Ong: YOU TOOK MY POS TUT!
Denise: WHY YOU TAKE MY POS TIT YOU BETTY BOO!!!!!!!
Selene Ong: how you pronounce tut in your head? is it toot?
Denise: TUT
Selene Ong: like a face
Denise: like king tut
Selene Ong: U is the nose
Selene Ong: T is the eyes crying
Selene Ong: TUT
Denise: what u is the nose??!
Denise: TuT
Selene Ong: TUT
Denise: what does that mean??!?!
Selene Ong: TUT

Denise: our conversation has lost all sensibilities
Selene Ong: CRYING YOU SEE
Denise: where got lah
Selene Ong: it's all your tut fault
Denise: you then tut
Selene Ong: POS TOOT
Denise: no
Selene Ong: pos in my head is pronounced pause
Denise: pos tit
Selene Ong: PAUSE TOOT
Denise: YES
Selene Ong: PAUSE TOOT
Denise: pause tit
Denise: you pause tit you

1 comment:

Selene said...

don't anyhow change the names of the characters you conjure up in your mind to your friends in real life.

erstwhile