STOO-pid people

HATE WORKING SATURDAY. MANY PEOPLE IN THE "READ-FOR-WHAT?" CLUB. WASTE AIR.

DUMB SHIT: do you have anything for toddlers? 3 years old like that.
Denise: (shows Mem Fox's Magic Hat)
DUMB SHIT: HAARH. So difficult she cannot read by herself lah. (she can't? oh no, MENSA had best kick her out)

ASS: I need a gift. Young boy. His mother is going to give birth to a boy brother. (really?! silly me. i was thinking it was to be a boy sister)
Denise: (shows Anthony Browne's Changes. says why it'll be good)
ASS: Erm. But all picture one. Like boh hua.

FUCKHEAD: Do you have sticker book?
Denise: No. But we have sticker ACTIVITY books.
FUCKHEAD: No sticker book?! But this is a bookshop right?
Denise: Yes, bookstore. Books. Novels. Picture books.
FUCKHEAD: Ya what. Sticker book is book what. How can don't have? (i don't know. maybe popular took them all)

ROTTING WOMAN: You got something here for about 2 years old? (yes, mimolette cheese)
Denise: (shows board books)
RW: No no. Something more colour one. And got noise kind. (yes yes, because we all need another reason to shoot your howling, nose-picking child)
Denise: There are these Ladybird "Noisy" books. They're popular.
RW: Oh, but too many words. He won't know. (of course not, he's too busy eating his face while watching Diego on your ultra-cool portable Akira DVD player)