ONE upon a time...

Farand said, "the toilet seat at my office has a crack like those on your toilet seat. so as bad as this sounds, i always think of you when i'm on the toilet"



So thankful for good friends who encourage me to eat weird cakes, put sour things (TARTAR SAUCE) into nice soup and make me look like a (FAT) fish in pictures.

It's nice to have friends who are resigned to your being late and who would even decide to take the train to meet you halfway.

And to have friends with whom you can talk and talk and talk to that you always miss the stop.

Also, friends who insist on photoshopping your pores away are much loved... (NOT)


For that, 3 is enough. More than enough.


Must not make fun of people too much.... HEEEEEEEELLLLLP -grabs ice cream-