The Rat, The Monkey and The Elephant

Have you ever seen rat scuttle around a hospital before?

There was a tiny one in Tan Tock Seng yesterday. This teeny tiny rat was a teeny tiny bit anxious to find a TV at which she can catch Mars vs Venus.

She did find a Tv though but lo and behold! stars and stripes! damn visiting hours were over and the TVs in the wards were shut off!!

Oh my was she excited! The lifts wouldnt come quick enough, televisions found were all tuned to Channel 5. The last chance the rat, the monkey and the elephant got was at a walk in clinic.

But it was not to be! The receptionist had a large pogo stick up her butt and would not allow the tall monkey the opportunity to switch to Channel 8.

Defeated, sad and dejected, the rat, the monkey and the elephant sat on the floor and moped.

Even so, the elephant was extremely grateful for the rat and the monkey.

*Sticks out arms*