27 February, 2007

blowjobs and whatnot

Hello cock, it’s pronounced “AH – ROOOON”.

I just bashed two toes against the legs of my bed. So happy about that. The Mike guy hasn’t replied my mail so maybe tomorrow I’ll go jogging. Heh.

I was doing my portfolio yesterday. Nothing fancy. Just Microsoft word. My goodness, I can imagine the person’s reaction.

*open attachment*

“Hmm. MMMMM.”

*scrolls down*

“Haven’t finish. So long. Why like that?”

*scrolls some more*

“Boring. Hhmmm. Forget it.”

And I was reading about how to give an excellent blowjob. Coupled with the useful and not at all awkward tips from my mother, I trust I can give a better blowjob than any gay in the army. Woo.

Oh. All the models in Stuff and American Curves have fake boobs.

3 comments:

Lyla said...

what's with all the B's in your entries? brazillian, blowjob, BORING.

and it's quite ironic that you mention about you being boring and then giving a fantabulous blowjob.

HEH.

Kuay Teow Mee said...

its cuz i dont talk when blowjob is being given. heh

Anonymous said...

Well when shes got my dick in her mouth I talk and when I am eating her pussy she talks. Thats dialouge

erstwhile